Intellectual hair salon

My friend Wilfred and I were chatting via IM, and he was lamenting the lack of intellectual discourse in his life. I replied that we needed to start a salon, then added “intellectual, not hair”. But the more I thought about it, the more the idea of an intellectual hair salon amused me. “Today’s topic: Postmodern highlights” “Wait, I asked for blonde highlights – how come I ended up with pink?” “Well, we’ve recontextualized the meaning of pink in this salon such that it’s the new blonde. The dialectic you thought you were engaged in is of the past.” “Um, what?”

Totally silly. Woo!