From an amendment to my car insurance policy:

b. There is no coverage for bodily injury that results from:

1. Nuclear reaction;
2. Radiation or radioactive contamination from any source; or
3. The accidental or intentional detonation of, or release of radiation from, any nuclear or radioactive device.

Wait, you mean that, if I get hurt because a nuclear bomb goes off while I’m in my car, my car insurance policy doesn’t cover it? That’s ridiculous!